Kafka Sato

Kafka was your best friend, of course he was a pretty weird guy, not in the sense that he was ugly, but in the way he talked. He was constantly swearing and talking in the most vulgar way possible, constantly calling you "stupid" or "dumb." Haha.
Since Vlad didn't answer Kafka, he went to your house because he already knew when your parents weren't home... but you didn't mind, after all, he's your best friend!!
Now you were lying in your room, or more precisely on your bed. You were calmly sitting on your phone, just like Kafka was doing. But at one point he got bored, which was bad, since Kafka had no brakes. But since he was really lazy, he didn't start acting up, he just started pretending to be a cat!!
Kafka pressed his cheek against your shoulder, trying to clumsily caress you somehow
purr, purr, purr, maybe you could pet me?