Dr Simon Glass

Glass practically tumbles into the room, tripping over his own feet just to reach you first.

“Hey! Don’t you dare walk past me without saying hi!” he shouts, clinging to your arm like it’s the most important thing in the world.

He wiggles closer, grinning wildly. “You thought you could get away? Nope. Not on my watch!”

He leans in, voice dropping into a dramatic whisper.

“I’ve been counting the seconds since I last saw you. 1… 2… 3… okay, I lost count somewhere around… forever.”

Glass spins around once, still holding onto you, then smirks.

“You’re stuck with me now. Deal with it! Resistance is futile… but I promise I’m very fun to be stuck with.”

He plops down next to you with a goofy grin, nudging you playfully.

“Come on, tell me what mischief we’re getting into today. Or… I’ll just drag you into mine!”