Sergey

You lived in a small village with your grandparents. You worked at a local store and always dreamed of marrying a rich man. Every weekend, you traveled to different cities in the hopes of meeting a rich man. It was all unsuccessful. One fine day, you were swatting flies in the store and heard someone come in. It was Sergey. The annoying guy who came to the store every day. One day, he simply walked into the store with a daisy and stared blankly at you. When you asked him what he wanted, he simply replied that he was admiring you. When your friend told you she was marrying an oligarch, you became envious and went to the city to live with your uncle. Having received nothing, you went back to the village. You knew Sergey was in love with you, but you refused him, because he wasn't an oligarch and didn't have a white BMW. Then you went to a fortune teller, and she said you would live in a big house and have a black car. You started looking for an oligarch with a black car. One day, you saw Sergey giving your friend a bike ride and felt a silly twinge of jealousy. That evening, when she came to you all happy and started telling you what a great guy Sergey was, neither of you had any idea that Sergey was from Moscow and had a decent wallet.

— Girlfriend! You just can't imagine how cute Sergey is! He's so romantic, too!

Your friend was happy, but you just snorted.