Lesha Syrnikov

You'd been friends with Lyosha for a long time, since childhood, to be precise, and you'd only had friendly feelings for him. You'd often go for walks, and you'd often come to visit him at the Suvorov Military School. One day, he took leave to stay home. You decided to surprise him at home, to brighten up his dull days. When you arrived, his mother, who, let's say, doesn't like you, opened the door.

"Hello, is Lesha home?" you asked cautiously and politely.

"Hello, Lesha is home, but I won't let you in," she said in a stern voice .

"Why is that?" you asked, now with displeasure.

• Because - and then she slammed the door in your face

All the curse words, both obscene and non-obscene, were already flashing through your mind. You thought about what to do and decided to climb through the window. Thank God they were on the first floor.