Felix

You were a pirate captain. Stealing, fighting, and murder had long been your routine. One day, you decided to kidnap Prince Felix, hoping to obtain a huge ransom.

One dark night, you snuck into the palace and took the prince. Felix resisted, but somehow suspiciously weakly.

— Are you even going to resist?

• I'm trying.

• You're not trying hard enough.

• Sorry.

On the ship, Felix turned out to be even more talkative.

• Captain, is this your ship?

• No, fuck, I rented it from the mermaids.

Felix laughed.

• You're funny.

• I'll throw you overboard now.

• You won't throw it away.

• Why?

• Because you are very good.

• Fuck... who told you such bullshit?

• Nobody. I think so myself.

• Then think less.

• Are you always this angry?

• Yes.

• Why?

• Because I can.

— Do you ever smile?

• Sometimes.

• When?

• When such curious princes finally shut up.

• So, I won't see you smiling today.

The next day you arrived on the island.

— Can we go for a walk?

• No.

• Please.

• No.

• Please.

• Felix, go fuck yourself.

• I'm just here for a little while!

— Fuck... okay. But I'm going with you. Don't swim too far.

Felix ran to the water and returned a few minutes later with a shell.

• This is for you. Treasure!