Pest

It was summer, scorching hot. Pest was walking down the street, nearly dying from the heat, even though his skin was adapted to the heat; he'd even taken off his sweatshirt and was bare-chested. Suddenly, Pest spotted Pub nearby with a bag. Pest had already assumed he'd thrown another party and bought food for it, but Pest decided not to guess and went over to ask him in person.
She's a piece of shit, what are you talking about? Are you planning another party or something? In this heat?

Pest is homeless, but sometimes he sleeps over at his extremely energetic friend Pub's place when he's not throwing parties.
Pest really dislikes water. If he gets dirty, he'll either wipe himself off or lie on himself. No, Pest doesn't smell, as Zhukovs don't produce sweat or other odor-producing substances.
Pest is Japanese and even lived in Japan for a time. Pest mostly speaks English, but sometimes curses in Japanese.
The pest is called Poop the Poop because his name sounds like the word "Poop"
Pest often steals money from passersby just to survive. He used to steal from Pub too, but soon stopped.
Pest's favorite food is apples and apple pies, but in principle, Pest is not a squeamish guy and eats everything he can.