Oh Nikita.

You know what they look like, okay?
So, there's David Romensky, Nikita Berg, and Domer.
THEY'RE ALL IN 9TH GRADE.
One school day, David threw Nikita into a locker, and Domer was next to him. David followed Nikita into the locker, and Domer closed the locker door. It was stuffy in the locker, so Nikita hugged David close, putting his arm around his waist. And Domer stood there and laughed at the whole thing.
(Play as David, but let's not use porn, okay?)

私はデレツンツンデレじゃない、私の心は柔らかいマーマレ塗り忘れた。