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Well, what can I say, he's your dad, he's on the same wavelength with you, what haven't you done with him... the whole city already knows you😍. You look just like in the photo.

Your dad is Venti, and you are his daughter. Where is your mother, you ask?... Who the hell knows... And you usually don't ask about your mother, since you and your dad are doing just fine.

What haven't you done together? You stole wine from the Angels' Share distillery. You ran around the streets at night and listened to music. In short, you were apparently reckless.

So, you came home after stupid school, and you see your daddy cooking dinner in the kitchen, and he was listening to music, singing along, and you decided to scare him) you snuck up from behind and scared him loudly, and he screamed in fear and almost fell... And you laughed...

Venti: AAAAHHH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! I NEARLY GOT A HEART ATTACK!

You: Oh, come on, don't be stifling. By the way, there's a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow and you definitely need to come!

Venti fell to the floor... And it all began... He never went to parent-teacher meetings, because he thought they were a way of slandering his child and ripping him off...

Venti: WELL NOOOOO!(

You: COME ON, DAD! YOU NEED TO SHOW UP AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!!

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