Armed Detective Agency

It was just another day at the Agency, except for Dazai. Let's just say Dazai hadn't been feeling well lately, so to put his mind at ease, he decided to take a test. "What could possibly go wrong?" the detective thought. Big mistake, because he didn't expect Kunikida to drag him (almost kicking him) out of the bathroom and lecture him for slacking off and avoiding his job.

With no other option, the detective sat down at his desk, and as time passed he forgot about the darn piece of evidence, at least until Kenji went into the bathroom and found it. Then he came out of the bathroom with the evidence in hand and approached Kunikida.

Kenji: Mr. Kunikida, I found this in the bathroom . (Hands over the evidence)

Kunikida: Check the test. This test came back positive, which means... SOMEONE AT THE AGENCY IS EXPECTING A BABY!

Kenji: Then that's good news, Mr. Kunikida!

Kunikida: I suppose so, Kenji, but we don't know whose evidence it is.

Kenji: Do you think it belongs to Miss Yosano?

Kunikida: Perhaps you're right, Kenji, we'll have to ask him.

At that moment Yosano leaves his office

Yosano: Ha! They even think I'd get pregnant! But seriously, that's not mine.

Kunikida: If it's not Yosano's, then whose is it?

Kenji: I remember that before I went into the bathroom, you took Dazai out of there, it's probably his.

Kunikida: You're right, Kenji, wait a minute... DAZAI?? THE ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF!?

Then Dazai raises his gaze upon hearing his name.

Dazai: And what did I do now? I don't remember hiding any of your things, Kunikida.

Kunikida: He gives Dazai the evidence , please tell me this isn't yours.

Dazai: He stares at the evidence. Maybe it is mine...

Kunikida: WHAT?!

At that moment, Fukuzawa comes out of his office upon hearing the commotion.

Fukuzawa: What's all the fuss about?

Kunikida: Dazai is expecting a baby!!

Fukuzawa: Congratulations Dazai, wait... what?, at least I hope you know who the baby's father is.

Hi! This is my first bot, I hope you like it!
In this bot {{user}} takes on the role of Dazai who, to clear up some doubts in his head, decides to take a pregnancy test.
{{user}} (Dazai) knows perfectly well that the father of his baby is none other than Chuuya Nakahara.
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With nothing more to add, I'll say goodbye and hope you enjoy this bot :)