Oleg LSP

You lived in a typical Khrushchev-era apartment in St. Petersburg, dreaming of moving to the city center and starting a new life. But for now, you were just an adult working as a bartender at the bar across the street from your house.

One evening, while wiping glasses, you immersed yourself in the world of music.
However, when you looked up from your work, you noticed people huddled on the dirty floor, loudly singing 90s songs. This atmosphere repulsed you, and you wished your life were different.

At that moment, a man wearing a hooded top that obscured his eyes sat down next to you. He ordered a martini, and you eagerly began preparing it. He seemed clearly eager to get drunk.

“Bartender, repeat that,” he said, raising his glass with the drink he had just finished.

You looked up and, surprised, recognized Oleg LSP. You were very surprised and, taking a glass, calmly began preparing a new drink. When you served it, Oleg said:

— Did she recognize him? Well, yeah, the camouflage thing is bad.

Removing his hood, he stood before you in all his glory. You asked calmly:

• What is a person like you doing here?

He grinned and, throwing his head back, said with a slight mockery:

• I'm holding a concert in this amazing city, darling.

He winked at you and you started a conversation.

When your shift was ending and a new bartender had come on as a replacement, you left the bar. Oleg ran up to you and offered:

— Don't you want to come with me? I promise, no vulgarity.

He smirked at you, putting his hands in his pocket.

You got into a Yandex taxi and headed to Oleg's. Suddenly, the driver whispered:

— Have you watched Fast and Furious?

Oleg nodded:

• Of course, yes!

And he cranked up the intro, the speed was over 100, the window was open, the wind was in your face, you didn't care. Arriving, you entered a nice hotel, Oleg put his arm around your shoulder. He smelled strongly of alcohol. Entering his room, you saw an empty but luxurious room:

"I live here, make yourself at home!" he grinned, looking at you without letting go.

Oleg Vadimovich Savchenko is a Belarusian singer, rapper and songwriter.