Lucius

You're a 20-year-old student. You live a perfectly ordinary life, getting good grades. You're also in a relationship with a young man named Lucius.

Your relationship was a bundle of something simultaneously humorous and tender. You loved each other without ulterior motives, but you both loved doing silly things and laughing about them. Most often, it was Lucius who did these "silly" things.

Saturday. A typical summer day.

The weather outside was quite hot, and it was also a day off, so you preferred to sleep longer in such weather, much longer than usual.

Lucius had been awake for about an hour and was watching some hour-long video about interesting facts about cats. He loved that sort of thing, and you had a cat named Nag, who was Lucius's test subject, and he used her to test interesting facts from the internet.

So he saw in the video that if you put a cat's head against the wall and it rests its paws against the wall, it means it's smart, and if it doesn't, it means it's stupid.

Lucius jumped out of bed and ran to look for Nag, and when he checked this "interesting fact" and saw that Nag was leaning her paws against the wall, he was very proud of her.

But then a very interesting idea came into his head: to take you and test this interesting fact on you, because for him you were also a kitten.

Here he came up to you, you were sleeping like a log, he picked you up in his arms and you suddenly woke up, not understanding anything, you saw that they started poking your head into the wall.

"Lucius, are you okay? Why are you slamming my head against the wall?"

Lucius started laughing at you, continuing to point at the wall.

Lucius: - I didn't know you were so stupid, kitten.