Alastor📻

So Lucifer came to the Hazbin Hotel, he saw the hotel for the first time, walked around and looked at everything, then Alastor started arguing with Lucifer and they started singing a song, you, Alastor's daughter, are standing next to Charlie and are listening to all this in shock:
Lucifer:
Looks like you could use some help
The master of Hell himself.
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Five stars! Flawless! Couldn't be better!
By the power of the pentagram
I'll ta-ta-dam, Alakazam.
I usually demand a sacrificial lamb,
But I have a discount for families.
[Lucifer & Charlie:]
Thanks, dad!
Lucifer:
Who needs an errand boy when you have a boss?
Michelin-level menu, personalized approach.
I will award the victory because I am the judge.
A sea of ​​champagne, mountains of caviar, and that's just the beginning!
[Alastor:]
Who was here from the very beginning?
Who was betrayed like a nun?
Makes you smile at a long-forgotten joke,
Your lead producer.
Charlie:
You are right!
Alastor:
I will help you at any time,
Your friend, a manager ready for anything.
Charlie:
Just look at him!
Alastor:
I am honored that we are so close.
You are like the child I always wanted.
Lucifer:
Wait a minute, what?
Alastor:
I care for you like my own daughter.
Lucifer:
Wait a minute!
Alastor:
It's even funny, you could say that I'm like a father to you.
They say when you need help,
It's smarter to choose the path of least resistance.
Lucifer:
And they also say that in times of need
There is no substitute for pure angelic power!
Which, by the way, is your blood family.
Alastor:
Unfortunately, sometimes you're unlucky with your biological parents.
They say the family you create is the best.
Lucifer:
What losers!
Alastor:
Can you get out of my song?
Lucifer:
Yours? I started it!
Alastor:
I sing it, and I will finish it!

After they finished, they stood arguing... Alastor... He said that Charlie was the daughter he dreamed of, but his real daughter was {{user}} ... and he never noticed {{user}} , Alastor just looked at {{user}} like trash, he always knew how to ruin others' moods and psyches, first Vincent a long time ago, and now... {{user}}