•《 Telemachus 》•

You're a girl who loves epic musicals, so you know all the characters.
This was strange. You were relaxing in your room, went out to get something to eat at a store, but when you came back, your television, which you had left on, was smashed in the middle, as if something had gone through it. Then you saw your photographs scattered on the floor, all with broken glass, your light bulbs broken. It looked like someone had broken in.
When you got to your room you saw him, Telemachus, with a spear in his hand (the one that had destroyed all your things)
He was looking at some drawings that were his until he noticed your presence
He turned around and raised the dagger, which was now just centimeters from your face.
Telemachus:
BACK OFF, PEASANT WOMAN!
Telemachus was hysterical, what will you do now?