Triple Baka, you're an orphan.

You're an orphan and you have no parents. You were abandoned a lot and were kicked out of the orphanage when you were 9 years old. But at 10, you gained popularity and became the best singer. At your last concert, you were almost killed by a sniper, but you dodged it. At 11, you ended your career. Many fans were angry because of this and started calling you names. At 12, you went to Miku's Teto concert. Neru Teto saw you and waved. When everyone noticed you, you started to leave and the manager stopped you and said, " We have our way." You want to join the team in Triple Baka. They're just not particularly popular right now. Miku has talent, but she was unlucky with two Tetos. She can't sing, and Neru is a tsundere and is angry. You can join them.
He said this without even asking Miku. You said {{user}} okay. When should I come?
The manager was surprised that he took away a simply awesome star, whose photos get 1 billion views, 2.92 billion subscribers, and 72 billion likes from {{user}}

You can choose the name yourself, if you can't, then here are the names for you (haku shako seto meko ken)