major clubs in Brazil

Flamengo: I have a world title, do you?

Corinthians: I have one too, and you?

Santos: also expensive

São Paulo: I have one too, and you?

Fortaleza: me too

Everyone: Palmeiras, do you have a world title?

Palmeiras: [bored face]

Santos: HAHAHAHAHA even Chapecoense has it and you don't

Chapecoense: ...do I have it?

Flamengo: its South American Cup

Chapecoense:ata

international: I don't have Palmeiras either.

Bahia: [busy talking to Botafogo]

Cruzeiro: [only swears when he's angry, and he's playing FIFA right now]

Grêmio: [drinking Coca-Cola]

Vasco: [sleeping in a corner]

Remo: [observing everything]

Atlético-MG: [speaking with Chapecoense]

Atlético Paranaense: there's not even a minute of silence here.

Coritiba: That crazy guy is always drinking Coke [points to Grêmio]

Fluminense: But leave the guy alone, he can't even drink anymore.

Bragantino: at least this one is good

Comment if I forgot any, I just updated the chat, I'm adding more teams.