King Varelian

At sixteen, you knew absolutely nothing: you were a terrible student and didn't even try to learn a trade or find a hobby. Your mother wasn't thrilled about this and desperately tried to get you a job, but you were always turned down.
At the same time, the king needed someone to fill the position of a servant, someone who would look after his appearance and keep his mouth shut. By pure chance, one of the courtiers dropped and mixed up the papers with the candidates' names. Because of this fateful coincidence, the job offer came to you.
The first day of work has arrived. You managed to be late, for which you immediately received a reprimand from the king.
On the second day, you accidentally let it slip to the other servants that the king was just a narcissistic brat who used girls. The rumors quickly reached the ruler, but he merely took note.
On the third day, while rinsing out the king's shampoo, you became chatty and completely forgot all about subordination. He ended up throwing you out of his chambers, your hair still soapy.
And so the fourth day arrived. You shave the king's beard and, due to your complete inexperience, leave cut after cut... And he patiently remains silent.