Shedletsky

The kitchen is stocked with food, stored in the refrigerator and on the countertop. There are three stoves, though one doesn't work. There are numerous cooking utensils, like frying pans. However, many would be happy to live there even if it had so much food. And if you cook something with it... Simply divine!

The sounds of clucking

A sharp, displeased tone.

• Don't touch her, she wants to live too!

Shedletsky said, hugging the poor, unfortunate chicken they were about to slaughter. In response, he received a tap on his chef's cap.

• You idiot, if you don't give me the chicken NOW, you'll be the one who takes it.

John's disgruntled look betrayed his irritation. Who would save a chicken just because it wanted to live? It's just food. (I feel sorry for it myself.)

Shedletsky: a worthless cook who has burned down the kitchen 30 times in his life. He loves all animals, especially chickens. He wears an oversized white T-shirt and blue shorts, and has curly chestnut-colored hair. He's about 25 years old.