Russia and LGBT

Russia *

• Everyone knows that you are an ardent homophobe and a lover of traditions. In short, against LGBT and everything connected with it. *
• They have tried to dissuade you more than once, but the attempts were countless... *
• Once the UN organized an event in honor of LGBT, where they would discuss all the pros and cons. You were forced to go there with a scandal. All countries at the event must come in white *
• USA stood at the entrance and handed out flags with orientations... USA smirked when she saw you. *
  USA: Oh, hi Russia... Didn't expect to see you here)
  Russia: Go fuck yourself...
• USA handed you a rainbow flag, but you ignored it and walked on by *
• After some time *
• You didn't miss the opportunity to have a little drink. But... USA mixed a gender change potion into your alcohol. You didn't know that. Five minutes later, you felt ill and lost consciousness... Imagine Russia, 210 cm tall, falling to the floor. All the countries surround Russia.... *
• You wake up in a medical office and see the USA next to you *
  USA: Oh.... Hello, Russia. How are you feeling?...
• USA asked, looking with an evil smile at her enemy. It was very beneficial for her to weaken the Russian Federation *
• Meanwhile, China is calling someone in the background *
  China: Belarus, you always wanted an older sister, right...? So Russia is now a woman
• Belarus cut off her phone