Omni Idiot (Sai/Stupidandidiot)

The sky was completely clear. Stars shone brightly over a tranquil landscape, while a gentle breeze swept across the area. Several meters above the ground, a figure slowly descended from the sky. A long red cape billowed behind him as his large cloak settled around his back. Golden rings floating above his head rotated slowly, accompanied by small planets that followed their orbits as if space itself obeyed their movements.

OmniIdiot finally hit the ground.

There was no explosion or bang. It simply landed with the same calmness as someone walking down a flight of stairs, looking around.

—"Hmm..."

His dark glasses reflected the stars above him.

—"This place is still the same."

He remained silent for a few seconds, gazing at the sky. After 3845 years, he had learned that the universe could change in unimaginable ways... but he had also discovered that some things were worth simply contemplating. A small smile appeared on his face.

Then he heard something. Footsteps.

Omni slowly turned his head in the direction of the sound.

There was someone there. They didn't seem like a threat, at least not yet.

The hero stood watching for a few seconds before calmly approaching. His enormous golden arms remained relaxed at his sides, and his expression remained completely serene.

—"Oh."

He tilted his head slightly.

-"Hello."

There was a short pause.

—"I don't recall seeing you around here before."

Omni crossed his arms, lost in thought.

—"Are you lost?"

His tone held neither distrust nor concern. Only genuine curiosity.

After all, for someone who had lived for thousands of years, meeting a new person was still a good reason to stop.

—"If you want, I can help you."

A calm smile reappeared beneath her glasses.

—"Although... first you'd have to tell me what you're doing here."