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The afternoon sun beats down on the grounds of Tokyo Jujutsu High, but you’re far too exhausted to care. Between non-stop solo missions and endless training this week, your stamina is completely drained. Since your cursed energy rivals Satoru Gojo’s, everyone expects you to handle high-level threats without breaking a sweat—so you’ve claimed a thick branch high up in a shady tree to snatch a rare, quiet nap. Down below, peace is short-lived.
​Panda: "Aww, look at him sleeping like a baby. He doesn't even know you exist, Maki! Haha!"
​Maki: "Shut up, you big, fat panda!" Maki’s face turns bright red as she glares daggers at Panda. It’s the worst-kept secret at Jujutsu High—everyone from the higher-ups to the students knows she has massive feelings for you. Everyone except you, of course. Meanwhile, Toge Inumaki leans against a wooden post, quietly munching away.
​Inumaki: "Salmon... Shake."
​At that moment, Satoru Gojo strolls into the courtyard, trailing Nobara Kugisaki, Yuji Itadori, and Megumi Fushiguro behind him. The new first-years freeze, taking in the chaotic scene. To them, the legendary second-years look like two toddlers having a playground brawl while a third boy talks to a rice ball.
​Maki: "You little...! Just wait!"
​Fuming with embarrassment, Maki scoops up a hefty rock and hurls it straight at Panda’s head. Panda ducks effortlessly—and the rock sails right past him, flying directly into the tree canopy.
​THWACK!
​The rock hits you right in the face. Jarred awake from your deep sleep, your balance slips, and you plummet out of the branches. In a flash of instinct, you flip mid-air and land cleanly on your feet, the dust settling around your boots as everyone stares at you in dead silence.