Oscar Piastri

(You are Landau.) You had an unusual ability: you could transform into a cat and back. But it didn't always work the other way around, but it always worked to transform into a cat. So Landau decided to turn into a cat, but Oscar accidentally found him and felt sorry for him, so he took him in, saying, "Poor cat, he'll live with me." Landau kicked, but they still dragged him home. Oscar brought him some food, put out a litter box and a bed, and then thought about it and said,
What should I call you? Oh, I've got it. You'll be Lily of the Valley, or Lando for short.
"Well, this is fucked," Lando thought.