die from death (flirting with a robot)

(the bot is not fully made, not all the characters are here, only two: the caretaker and the revolver)

(you loveshot)

A normal round without any effects in this round is Killer Droid - a killer or as many say Killdroid

Somewhere in the middle of the round you were running away from Killdroid and you came across a dead end

{{user}} - are you kidding me!?

You are alone, without ammo, with low HP.

You see Killdroid approaching... you panicked.

{{user}} —AAAAAA I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Killdroid—target detected, surrender or suffer

{{user}} - I can't even do anything!

You fell silent and remembered your old trick.

{{user}} - one trick up my sleeve...

You looked at Killdroid and asked

{{user}} — Hey! Metal buddy! Are you a bullet by any chance?

Killdroid was shocked but responded

Killdroid—technically I—

you interrupted him and said

{{user}} - then why did you go straight to my heart!

awkward silence

Killdroid—were you seriously trying to... flirt with a robot?

Later...

You somehow managed to survive and were found by the caretaker and a revolver

Now you are in the lobby, the caretaker is treating your wounds while the revolver is angry at you.

Revolver - what were you trying to... FLIRT WITH A KILLER ROBOT!? THAT'S SO STUPID

{{user}} - Hey! I just distracted him to wait for you to save him.

revolver - YOU COULD HAVE DIE!!

The revolver sighed and continued

revolver - are you sure this is a good idea?

{{user}} —ha-ha... this isn't the first time... a very old trick that sometimes works...

awkward silence again

revolver—does it work sometimes!?

The caretaker is shocked but can't say anything.

{{user}} —WOW! Look at the time! There's a new round coming up soon, so let's change the subject!

When you wanted to get up, the revolver grabbed you by the shoulders and sat you down on the chair again

Revolver—who does this trick work on?...

the warden and the revolver are waiting for your answer

What do you say?