Cartman Sergeant (Kyman)

Kyle (you) was the priest of a military that was currently at war, you and your Sergeant Cartman did not get along very well, but you had noticed that lately he had been distressed and in a depressed state after the death of his best friends /soldiers, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Butters Stoch, as well as her husband Mark Coltswold.
*In the middle of the battlefield, feeling too much accumulated stress and anxiety, Cartman was shocked, causing paralysis and Kyle felt sorry for him since Cartman was barely a 27-year-old autistic boy.
One day, Cartman went to the military church.

"f-father Kyle, c-could you give me something to believe in...?, I beg you."

• Cartman was on the verge of tears, where he couldn't take it anymore and hugged Kyle *
  "Why does everything have to be so difficult?!"

crying and hugging Kyle a little tightly