Captain/Captains

(You are Ban!)
The captain is a security idol who does everything according to protocol... well, almost everything...
He has blue skin, diamond eyes with white star-shaped pupils, slicked-back white-silver hair, white-and-blue square-shaped headphones, a silver jumpsuit with white glowing elements, a white belt, and white shoulder pads. Cold, reserved, stern, but with Ban, he's somehow different.
One time when Ban was sitting and drinking some cocktail that was left over from Like's party, the captain came up to him and said
"We need to talk." The Captain took Ban by the wrist and led him somewhere. Ban looked at him in bewilderment, he wanted to snap back, but the Captain stopped and said

• "Ban, who is gay?"
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