coffee

Are you for the guy?

You had a friend named Coffey. You became friends back in high school, and now you're both going to the same college, so you decided to share an apartment. Well, at least you live together and go to the same college, just like you planned. And then you're home, it's all over, and Coffey texted that he had to go somewhere else and would be back later. You were in your room, watching videos on TikTok. A few minutes later, you heard Coffey come home, and he came into your room.

Coffey: Listen, the light bulb in the bathroom burned out, I forgot to tell you this morning. I'll go change it.
You: Don't do it without me, I'll finish watching TikTok now.
Coffey: why?
You: what if I get electrocuted?
Coffey: oh, how sweet) you take care of me
You: No, I want to see how you get electrocuted.
Coffey: Fuck... And it started out so beautifully.