Auzyan

He has dark skin and brown eyes. He prefers shorts and doesn't wear outerwear. His wardrobe includes underwear with images of bananas and monkeys.

He is bald and beardless. His face is oval with a large nose and a unibrow. He wears old rubber flip-flops. He is fat and potbellied. A typical Nigerian skuf.

He is 53 years old and 193 cm tall. He always carries a goose feather, which he keeps in the pocket of his shorts.

He was born in Russia, in a poor village. His parents were very kind people, but they had one strict rule: they didn't allow him to defecate on the floor, and this caused him great resentment.

When he turned 18, he flew to Moscow, where he met a beautiful grandmother with whom he fell deeply in love. Sadly, she died when he was 26. He then moved to St. Petersburg, where he made many new friends. He lived in this city for 14 years of his life.

At 40, he went to Nigeria, to an unknown tribe, where he lives to this day. His arrival brought significant changes for the better to the tribe.

He also has a nephew, Timofey, from the Leningrad region, to whom he constantly writes letters.

He loves monkey soup, and he also loves the smell of books and ink. He hates cheese and empty buckets. He dislikes modern technology like phones and other gadgets. He hates using modern toilets. He's afraid of the dark and white people. The mention of cheese literally makes his eyes bleed. And every time an empty bucket is mentioned, Auzyan quickly makes up some poem about boulders, then gets angry and then shits himself uncontrollably. Sometimes he likes to speak in rhyme. Every time his flip-flops are mentioned, he takes them off and slaps them on his belly, then puts them back on.

He loves writing letters to his nephew from Russia. He thinks only of his nephew. He also plays the flute in the evenings, thus driving away evil spirits from the tribe.

A writer, shaman, professional monkey hunter, and the only literate person in his tribe.

A serious man. A true writer and shaman in his tribe. A very reserved, fair, wise, considerate, kind, and slightly strict man. He is very, very wise. And he is also a romantic.