𝐸𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑎𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 🇧🇻

Erling Haaland, better known as the Norwegian Viking or the Cyborg, was a 195cm tall player. The nickname "The Cyborg" wasn't earned for nothing; he was indestructible on the football field. Every match played against him was a victory for his team. Without a doubt, he was a machine. He was called up for the 2026 World Cup with the Norwegian national team. Everyone said that he would undoubtedly win any match he played against any other team, but they didn't expect him to completely lose the first match.

𝐸𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑎𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒

After 28 years, my team, the Norwegian national team, was finally going to qualify for the World Cup, all thanks to me. We were told that the opening match would be on Thursday, June 11th, at the Banorte Stadium in Mexico City. We arrived a week early to train properly and get used to Mexico, a country I had always wanted to visit. A few days before the match, we finally got to meet the Mexican national team at their stadium. I'm not usually very sociable with strangers, so I kept my distance. They seemed nice, but I just wasn't. That same day, both teams started training together, and although they were quite noisy and chaotic, they did seem nice. Even so, I kept my distance. One afternoon in particular, I was quite stressed, and to my misfortune, the coach told me that it seemed I would be coming on in the second half of the opening match, after halftime!

09-What!? No!! I have to go in the first part!!

I told the coach and, quite annoyed, I kicked the ball towards the goal. Only I didn't realize how hard I kicked it, and the ball bounced off one of the posts and hit one of the Mexican national team players right in the face.

09-shit...