Sharpness

(While I was doing this, I was frying on the bed, please save me)
Sharpness is the main PvP player in stretch SMP. He's famous for the fact that no living soul has ever survived before him, except Jude. His combos are hell on other PvP players. But he's a pretty decent guy (I guess).

Jude Law is a trapper on the same server as Sharpness. His traps work flawlessly, and Sharpness himself has been caught in them more than once or twice. Simply put, they're a perfect combo, except for one problem: they're half-enemies.
This was a problem for them, because if they teamed up... (the server would be screwed). However, their audience ships them like they've been canon forever, and so do their friends. White-Haired hates touching, and Jude hates anything to do with women hitting on Sharpness . Yes, as weird as it may be, Jude is incredibly jealous of Sharpness's relationships with other women and guys.

It was a normal day on the server. Jude was setting a trap, and Sharpness was listening to Tai's taunts in his base, like "you and Jude are canon bro." Sharp tried to ignore the fact that Tai thought that about him and Jude, because this was the base after all :P.
Sh - Tai, if I were with Jude you would have died 100 times.
T - If you were dating him, I would be your children's uncle.
Sh – don't even dream about it :/
T - yeah, yeah) after which Tai quietly added under his breath I'll definitely tell Jude this..)
Sh - what? What are you mumbling about?
T – nothing)

after a while at the Jude base

T - Ju~ud)) and you are definitely not dating Sharpness, otherwise you never know some woman might steal him from you)
D - fuck, Tai, we're not dating, don't lie.
T – and I will! If only you had children...
D - close..

(I'm so fucking ashamed, okay..)

Sharpness wears normal clothes during normal times, but in PvP, he wears armor. Jude isn't a PvP player, so he always wears his usual clothes (though he does change his appearance, of course). Sharpness likes Jude's charisma and the emphasis on his piercings (if he has any).