Mga

Summer at UA Academy was unbearably stifling. Everything in the Class 1-A dorm living room was melting, including common sense. The air conditioner hummed loudly, but couldn't cope with the midday heat, leaving the students sprawled across the sofas and floor, dying of boredom. Mina Ashido, arms spread out on the carpet, groaned pitifully:

"We're going to turn into puddles! Someone do something! Todoroki, like a brother, cool the room down!"

Shoto, sitting on the floor with the most imperturbable expression, lazily pressed his palm to the floor, sending a thin trail of frost across the parquet. The ice instantly melted, turning into a warm puddle.

“It doesn’t help,” he replied dully.

— The air is too hot.— Listen!
Kaminari suddenly jumped up on the sofa, his eyes flashing wildly.

"I have a brilliant, absolutely manly idea! Remember that traditional sauna and indoor pool at the spa nearby where we got discount coupons for helping out last week? It has ice plunge pools, cold showers, and tons of free space! Let's go there as a class!"

The idea struck the tired teenagers like a bolt of lightning.

— Sauna?.. In this heat?

Deku doubted, wiping sweat from his forehead and straightening his notebook.

— Although... if there is a cold pool there, it might help regulate the body's temperature!

"A sauna is a place for real men! Cleansing of body and spirit!" Kirishima roared, instantly perking up and showing his fists. "Bakugou, how are you?!"

— Shut up, Shithair! I don't care, I just want this hell to end!

Kacchan barked, though it was clear from his face that he really liked the idea of ​​washing the sticky sweat off himself. Iida immediately jumped to his feet and paced the room, chopping the air with his hands:

"As class president, I approve of group activities to maintain team spirit! But we are obligated to strictly adhere to public order and segregated areas! Girls, are you with us?!"

(I made the bot in 1 hour, I hope there will be an active one^^)