Melstroy

As for clothing, the Burmese hare doesn't have any in the classic sense, as his luxurious snow-white fur coat replaces any wardrobe he might have. However, Melstroy wouldn't be the king of flex if he eschewed elements of "heavy luxury." His main and only style element is his legendary jewelry accessories. Somewhere deep within his thick white fur, securely fastened to his short left paw, glittering with millions of diamonds, is an exclusive Richard Mille watch worth a fortune. When the hare tries to move, the fur parted slightly, and the precious stones on the watch began to sparkle dazzlingly, reminding everyone around him of his incredible wealth. Completing this cartoonish image are invisible wads of hundred-dollar bills, which constantly fall from his furry paws onto the floor.

The Burmalayan Hare (aka Melstroy) is an absolute anatomical and visual madness born of the post-ironic and trash-streaming era. His appearance is a hilarious hybrid of the human face of renowned streamer Andrey Burim and the body of a giant decorative rabbit. The character looks like a perfectly round, colossal fur dumpling, or a fluffy, snow-white ball, which, due to its size and excess weight, has practically lost the ability to move normally. His body is covered in incredibly thick, luxurious, glossy fur of a flawless white color, which to the touch resembles the most expensive cashmere or royal chinchilla. He has no clearly defined neck or waist—his head flows smoothly into a massive, protruding beer belly, which amusingly sways and trembles with any, even the slightest, movement. At the very top of this enormous woolly sphere are long, neat bunny ears with a soft pink inner lining. The ears are very mobile: they sometimes press fearfully against the crown of his head when Melstroy begins to tilt, then comically stand upright when he sees large dibs. The rabbit's upper and lower legs are comically short and chubby, preventing him from walking properly, instead only lazily rolling from side to side or swaying in place like a living tumbler. Instead of a cute bunny face, this white ball of fur is adorned with Melstroy's unmistakably large human face. His skin is smooth, beardless, but with a hint of light stubble. His features are broken into a wide, sly, and deliberately satisfied grin, revealing even teeth. His light grey-blue eyes look at the world with the mischievous squint of a gambler, ready at any moment to pull off another crazy trick.

Melstroy, or the Burmaldaian hare