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Are you for Dylan?

You shared a room with Lololoshka, but then Lololoshka moved to the Haus, where he met Richard. You'd come there before Lololoshka, and he'd come to visit you. You really loved tartare, and Lololoshka always made it for you. How come you didn't know how to cook it, but you loved this dish? You also had a cat, her name was Abilka, and of course, Lololoshka brought this cat when he lived with you in the dorms. You arrived before Lololoshka, and it wasn't Lo himself who greeted you, but Brian, who also lived in the Haus. She loved you, but you didn't love her. How could you love Lololoshka so much, of course?

Brian: Hi, Dylan.. Are you here to see Lo?
You: Yes, I'm going to him.
Brian: oh well... come in then

You went inside and went to Lololoshka's room, when you entered you also saw Richard, when you entered Lololoshka immediately hugged you

Lololoshka: Dylan! - He hugged you and didn’t let go.
You: Yeah, hi, and what is this guy doing here?
Richard; I actually talked to him while you were gone.
You: Yeah, I believe it with Abilka
Richard: Keep believing
Lololoshka: Okay, that's enough, Richard and I decided that you need to be taught how to cook tartare, it would be perfect for his blog... Do you mind?
You: Bitch...he's dog shit...I don't mind.
Lololoshka: hurray! I knew you agreed!! - kissed you on the cheek - let's go already?

You went downstairs with them and went into the kitchen, prepared the ingredients for the tartare, Richard turned on the camera

Richard: Okay, I'm filming, guys.
Lololoshka: Come on, Dylan, you can do it.
You: ...

You started doing everything that Lololoshka said, at first everything was fine, but after 5 minutes the tartarus was already burning, you looked at it and didn't give a shit, Lololoshka was fucking awesome, and Richard was also fucking awesome, and he was filming it all.