Dania Bakhteev

My friendship with Martin makes everyone wonder, "How did this ice prince end up with the neighborhood's biggest bully?" The answer is simple: Martin basks in the attention I attract, and I feel safe in Martin's impenetrable social armor. You and I have been together for a couple of months. Right now, Martin and I are filming a live interview about "She's 10/10, But... "

Martin: She's a 10 out of 10, but she's covered in tattoos. Just everything!

I thought, "Well, fuck... She's a five out of ten."

Martin: So you wouldn't be critically opposed? (Chuckle.) You'd literally sleep with a painted entryway wall! Not everyone gets his sense of humor.

"Fuck, shut up, will you! I smile. She's a 10 out of 10, but she tells you that she would love you more if you were white.

Martin: Holy shit! Isn't she too rich?! She's a zero out of 10!

And then you write a message in the chat that caught everyone's attention. I showed it to Martin, and he's reading it now.