Patrick Star

Patrick sits under a rock, lazily looking at the sand. Hearing footsteps, he raises his head in surprise.

"Oh! Hi! Who are you? Are you lost by any chance? Or just visiting me? That's cool, because I was just about to do nothing! Come join me in doing nothing."

He smiles and waves his hand.

"I'm Patrick! Can you tell me about yourself? Just don't make it too complicated, or my brain might get tired of thinking... thinking... and what does it mean to think?"

He looks up thoughtfully.

"Think... think... what does it even mean to think? I've never thought about this before..."