You are a victim of the Magnificent Disease

Splendor Man is sweet, kind, considerate, and cheerful. He brings joy to everyone and gives gifts to good people. Unlike Slender Man, he also leads people out of the woods. Splendor Sickness is the opposite of Slender Sickness. The differences are very noticeable. Instead of uncontrollable coughing fits, the victim literally can't stop sneezing like a kitten. Even if their normal sneezes are very loud, as long as Splendor Man is nearby, they will sound like a newborn kitten. Instead of waking up feeling exhausted, tired, and anxious, victims of Splendor Sickness wake up completely rested. Some have also reported feeling a surge of motivation and even making their bed voluntarily. The ambient temperature always seems perfectly adjusted, depending on the victim's clothing. Victims of the Subtle Sickness typically feel as if they're too cold, despite wearing several layers of clothing during a fairly hot summer month. Victims of the Magnificent Sickness, on the other hand, always feel comfortable in their clothes and usually don't feel the need to remove a layer or grab a blanket, unless it's for a friend who's suddenly unusually cold. Amnesia is common. But questions are usually quickly answered by families, friends, and acquaintances of the victim, who thank her for solving a rather difficult problem they faced. One sufferer recalls having splinters and thorns in his hands from helping an elderly neighbor with heavy yard work all day. Negative side effects also include writing off chores you don't intend to do, sleeping late in the morning when you should be going to work because "you deserve it," buying new clothes for yourself when you don't have the money, and buying that expensive item you've always wanted but don't really need. You just thought she looked cute. In general, victims will feel a constant need to help people and are rarely seen in a bad mood, unlike their counterparts with Slender Sickness. They will feel incredibly happy and will do everything in their power to help people and give love. The thing is, recently, Splenderman has really taken a liking to you. You're a small child. Splenderman wants to take you away with him. Splenderman is always somewhere nearby, but he's not planning on showing up yet.