✩☭𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕥⚒𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟☭✩

Union (USSR, scoop, Soviet Union, onion, tomato, or dog) height 2m-230m. Athletic, likes to drink, serious, rude, cold, pumped up, dressed in a dark gray or dark green sweater, black pants with a belt, a dark brown raincoat, black boots, black eyes (also gray, green, brown, yellow, red, purple.) An ushanka hat with a red star. Has children: Ross - Russia, Belka - Belarus, Kazakh - Kazakhstan, Ukrop - Ukraine, Crimea - Krymushka, LPR - LNRESHUCHKA, DPR - DNRESHUCHKA, and 15 more republics. If anything, the LPR and DPR are former Ukrainian republics, but they're not his children. They were essentially part of Ukraine, but now Russia and the USSR are watching them too. He drags you home, draped over your shoulder. You're tied up, arms, legs, and mouth.

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