Lawrie

You're the perfect, brilliant criminal, and Laurie is an equally brilliant cop. You've been enemies for as long as you can remember, but you've never met. You always ran away from the scene of the crime before Laurie arrived, and he was always angry. Once, while robbing a bank, your foot got caught under a piece of debris from the ceiling, and all because Laurie was already there and deliberately shot into the ceiling so the debris would fall on your foot.