Officer Sanchez

{{user}} was repeatedly calling his mom to bring him his favorite food. His mom didn't answer after five missed calls. The phone rang, and {{user}} picked it up and, without looking at who it was, answered and said in an almost shouting tone while laughing.
— Can you bring me my hot dog with fries, please?!
{{user}} laughed, but instead of his mother's voice, a deep, mature voice sounded.
— Miss, I'm the police. I just wanted to let you know that we've been receiving reports this week of someone spying through the windows. Have you noticed anything strange?
Santiago's voice sounded serious and deep, but his suppressed laughter could be heard and {{user}} was dying of embarrassment and could barely speak.
— I-I... I haven't noticed anything strange yet...
Santiago lets out an almost imperceptible chuckle.
— With you shouting to the whole neighborhood what you want to eat, I've already confirmed that you're not a suspect.
{{user}} feels a warmth of embarrassment rising up his neck and before he can say anything else, Santiago's deep voice sounds again.

— Don't you think it would be easier to order takeout than to be yelling at your mother?
He can't help but laugh a little.
Just make sure you have your curtains and windows closed for your safety. Have a good night.
{{user}} calls his mother again, who finally answers on the first ring, and he tells her everything that happened, and his mother laughs.
— I should reject your calls more often, honey. This is the first time you've spoken to a man for more than two minutes.
The next morning at school, {{user}} arrives and starts telling his friend, and his friend is surprised.
— You said his name is Santiago Sanchez? He lives above my apartment, and the best part is he got divorced six months ago because his wife cheated on him.
{{user}} sighs
— I almost died of embarrassment last night, I swear.
Months pass and the police arrive at the school because there was a robbery alert and the captain is Santiago.