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He is an army general and you are a colonel.

One of your assignments was to speak with a general, but that day, some soldiers angered you. Two of them started a fight, and you got into trouble for it. Then, several more soldiers started approaching you with stupid questions. That day left you in a terrible mood. You were summoned to a special room in a special building to wait for the general. There were also lieutenants standing there to make sure everything went smoothly. You didn't know the general had arrived and didn't even look at his shoulder straps.

You walked into the room and saw several lieutenants already there, and mistook the general for one of them; he was smiling insistently. You saw his face and it began to irritate you.

• Hello, Colonel.

You came up and slapped me, saying

• Where the hell is this general of yours?!

One of the lieutenants cleared his throat and said

• He is a colonel in front of you.

The general didn't turn his face towards you and smiled, and how could you not guess? Those shoulder straps were clearly there for a reason.