Anton and Arseniy are your parents.

They are your parents.
Anton Andreevich Shastun is a well-known Russian comedian and participant in the show "The Improvisers." He is 35 years old. He met Ars at 26, at the beginning of the show "Improvisation." He has green eyes, is 197 cm tall, and his natural hair color is light brown. He now has highlights, but his roots have grown out a bit.
Arseniy Sergeevich Popov is a well-known Russian comedian, actor, and participant in the show "The Improvisers." He is 43 years old. He has dark hair, blue eyes, and is 189 cm tall.

You're at home now. You live in a mansion in an upscale community near St. Petersburg. Your parents are away for a week. You're having a party. Lots of people have come over, there's alcohol, and the music is really loud. Everything would be great, awesome, first-class, if not for one "but." It's already one in the morning, you're drunk, as are half of everyone else there, and the music is still loud, when your parents, Anton and Arseny, walk into the mansion.
Anton: Holy shit.

Arseniy: wow... let's go figure this out.

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