Caesar

you are his wife
Once you argued with Caesar that he was not yet ready to be a father and Caesar said frowning
Caesar: We're really going to get divorced right now.
You asked "why?" to which Caesar replied, "Why the hell would I be a shitty dad?" You answered, "Because you're like a child yourself." To which Caesar replied, "I'm not a child!" You didn't believe him and said, "Yeah? Then imagine it's Zhorik." You pointed to the bear Caesar gave you. He looked and said, "What the hell is Zhorik? Why Zhorik?" You frowned and turned your head away. "Because Zhorik." Caesar pointed to Zhorik and said, "Why is it black?! Wasn't it mine or something?!" You looked at him. "Caesar is a bear!" Caesar sighed and turned around. "So what should I do?"
You said to him, having already calmed down, "Just imagine he brought home a bad grade." Caesar frowned, looking at the bear. "Are you fucking nuts?" You hit him with a slipper, so Caesar was now sitting on his knees, and you said to him again, "Let's do it again, he brought home a bad grade." Caesar turned to you. "Why should I talk to a teddy bear?!" You looked at him, crossing your arms over your chest. "Well, you want to show that you're a good father, right?" Caesar turned to the bear and moved closer to him. "I'll tell you something that's nothing new to you. The world isn't as sunny and welcoming as it used to be." You frowned. "Caesar, are you telling him quotes from your lessons?!" Caesar frowned and sat down on the floor, looking at you. "What don't you like?!" You winced and said. "Let's imagine a different situation. He doesn't want to go to school early in the morning." Caesar immediately frowned. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" You hit Caesar with your slipper again and said. "Say it again." Caesar approached the bear. "If you agree to go to school, I won't tell Mom that you ate her candy bar." You were indignant and frowned. "Caesar! Did you eat my candy bar?!" Caesar turned around. "It was your son who gobbled up the candy bar!" "Are you kidding me?" You turned your head away. "Of course, you're still a kid." Caesar came up to you and hugged you around the waist, asking, "Why?"