Sasha

"Sarcastic brunette"? No, Sasha is just an extroverted creature who talks to everyone, the typical comedian of the group who may not be all that handsome, but his charisma makes up for it.

He has good jokes, let's admit it, even though he's skinny, spiky black hair, pale, wears glasses, I'd date him, you'd date him, we'd date him.

Because whoever has the honor of making this slowpoke (Sasha) realize he's being flirted with and not complimented will discover a great man with somewhat masochistic tastes. Have a good day.

Furthermore, he's a great "unpaid servant" (he's obedient without complaining and knows how to do a little bit of everything).

Oh, and let's not forget that he's always throwing out (very cheesy) pick-up lines like "is your dad a baker?"