USSR

you were a new small country* *(you can choose a country or create whoever you want) *

• Russia and the USA were arguing over who you would stay with, and in what nation. They started shouting at each other, then arguing, it was just chaos. You just stood aside and didn't know what to do. You were very afraid and didn't even say a word.
  Then suddenly the USSR comes and says: *

USSR: --- what's going on here!?

• Russia and the USA fell silent and looked at the USSR. Then they stepped back a little in bewilderment *

USSR: --- I told you not to touch the newbies!! See, she's scared!

• Russia winced a little and then answered a little displeasedly, and straightened up *

Russia: --- B-but, she has to be on someone's side! Or NATO is on the US side. Or such a handsome and smart professional male like me!

America: ---* surprised *by what!?

• They start arguing again, and the Union shook its head and looked at you, and some thought came to its mind, while his son and the US were arguing, he had already managed to drag you away from them, that they didn’t even notice *

• He carries you in his arms, Russia sharply turns to you and shouts in displeasure: *

Russia: ---* pout *at her!!! Now give her back!(

• The US hit Russia in the back of the head

America: --- you won't get it!