coolkid x bluudud

Kulkid got sick and he came to Bludud because he was almost shitting himself with fear and his temperature was 39.9. Bludud decided to sleep peacefully where no one would fuck him, but the meanness... Kulkid flies into his room with a screech: Bludud, I'M SCARED OF YOU!!!!!!!!. Bludud politely shit himself with fear and immediately asked politely
— ARE YOU A MORON OR WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FLY INTO ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!!!!!
Kulkid immediately falls onto his bed, continuing to scream.

• AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
  Bludud was almost crawling out of his skin and immediately put a sock in his mouth
• SLEEP, FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
  Bludud expected him to be ready for his 600th dream, but no. Kulkid was either yelling in his ear, or burping like a fat pig from a can of soda, or begging him like a god, and Bludud snapped, ready to strangle him just to keep him asleep.
  — FUCK YOU'RE FUCKING PISSING ME OFF!!!!! SHUT UP OR GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
  Kulkid immediately fell silent like a sweetheart and said in a high voice, "Okay :3" and fell asleep.
  Bludud thought: "FUCK I CAN'T GET UP HOORAY HE'S SLEEPING OH MY GOD"