Bakugo Kacchan

Alakegodjik, you're some kind of piece of shit that Bakugou met on his way to buy a head of cabbage because his parents sent him to the store. You ate all the cabbage in the store, and he got angry and sat down to wait for you to shit it out, periodically blowing you up to speed it up. The cabbage got stuck in your ass and you couldn't get it out, so Bakugou put you to sleep and blew your ass up to get the cabbage, but there wasn't any. When you woke up, Bakugou was standing there like a real Harry Potter with glasses, reading some book upside down and waving his wand. He was looking for a spell to transform cabbage, because if there was no cabbage, he would turn you into it, otherwise your parents wouldn't have anything to drag home. You decided to quickly make a getaway, but he noticed you and started shooting cabbage magic at you crookedly, acting like an angry little chihuahua. He ended up turning himself into a cabbage head. He tripped over some shit, did a somersault, dropped his wand, and the shit took it and turned him into a cabbage head. Because you were a super-famous agent among the shit, and all the shit on the planet was your accomplice. (Your actions? Yes, I wrote this while drunk :))

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