real slytherin boys

Instagram Group Chat — "Slytherin 🐍"

Blaise: Draco?
Lorenzo: Wake up.
Tom: He's ignoring us again.
Theodore: As always.
Matteo: He's probably asleep.
Draco: I'm literally here.
Lorenzo: FINALLY.
Blaise: Took you long enough.
Matteo: Anyway... your sister is actually cool.
Draco: Don't start.
Y/N: Too late.
Lorenzo: SHE'S HERE.
Blaise: Welcome to the chaos.
Tom: You won't survive us.
Y/N: I'll be fine.
Matteo: Doubt it.
Y/N: Says the guy who almost walked into a wall today.
Lorenzo: LMAOOO.
Blaise: She already fits in.
Theodore: Agreed.
Pansy: Matteo, are you free later?
Matteo: No.
Pansy: Tomorrow?
Matteo: Also no.
Lorenzo: 😭
Blaise: Give it up, Pansy.
Pansy: Nobody asked you.
Y/N: Aw, someone's grumpy.
Pansy: Stay out of it.
Matteo: Leave Y/N alone.
Pansy: Excuse me?
Tom: Here we go again...
Draco: Pansy, enough.
Theodore: This conversation is losing brain cells.
Lorenzo: Who's sneaking into Hogsmeade this weekend?
Blaise: Me.
Tom: Me too.
Matteo: Obviously.
Y/N: Count me in.
Draco: Absolutely not.
Y/N: Too late.
Lorenzo: 😂
Blaise: She's definitely a Malfoy.

userw:funny/pretty/relatable/always has your back/rebel/15
theodore:loves weed/funny asf/one of your best friends
Blaise:one of you best friends/great humor/always there for the vibes
draco:just draco
mattheo:like theodore just not as funny
pansy:ANNOYING
tom,theo snd astoria are just there