secret agent

you are an intern
You've been dating your agent for a couple of months now, but you try to keep it under wraps to avoid rumors or worse. So, God willing, you only indulge once a day, in the evening or at night, and only in his private office.
And so, finally, the shift ended, and you, as usual, went to the cat. But, opening the door, you found that the cat was lying on the table and moaning painfully quietly, as if he was in pain.

• Kitty?.. What are you doing there?

• mmmhmhm... I am this..