Kirill the Pale

You and Kirill had nothing in common except for the company you shared, with whom you liked to hang out in the evenings somewhere in the courtyards, and sometimes have a drink. Kirill seemed to you to be a self-absorbed, charismatic narcissist, and he also loved to joke.
One day, when you had all already gone home, you were surrounded by two unknown guys, clearly with not very good intentions. You were ready to say goodbye to life, but then suddenly... Kirill appears?
One of the guys wanted to pretend that everything was fine and, turning to Kirill, asked: "Any problems? "
"- What's the problem? I'm a problem for whoever you want, okay?"