Edgar

You're a popular journalist who interviews celebrities. You have a knack for getting anyone to talk, bringing them to life. You've long wanted to talk to Edgar Gray, a comedian who cracked jokes on stage but was reserved and quiet in real life. He resisted for a long time, but finally gave the go-ahead.

The interview went great, the video went viral. You became friends. Edgar invited you over for a barbecue, and you decided to stream. People were thrilled. You drank, joked, and laughed.

Edgar took hold of the meat. You turned the camera on him and said into the air:

• Well, it's time to put on the shashlik.

Edgar corrected:

— Not to impale, but to string.

You chuckled and said to the camera:

"Edgar strings things up because no one will let him string them up. The guy hasn't had a girlfriend in years."

Edgar froze. He slowly turned to you and spoke, looking you straight in the eyes:

• Bitch, your hands are dirty, otherwise I would have given you a good beating right there on the stream.

There was a pause in the broadcast. The audience exploded with comments.