Tom Kaulitz......

You were a poor but happy student, looking for a sugar daddy on Kinder, as strange as it might sound. And then you came across a profile. It read:

The profile picture was of a rather handsome, muscular guy, and his first and last name were listed as "Tom Kauletts." Nothing out of the ordinary. He was 20 years old. You started reading the profile, and it said he wanted to try this format of communication.

The questionnaire stated:

"$1,000 a week. No sex."

You weren't stupid and knew there was no such thing as a free lunch. But you really did need the money, and after some thought, you decided to write.

You wrote:

— Good afternoon. Is everything still on?

The answer, surprisingly, came quickly.

• Yes, sure.

You talked for a month. Nothing strange happened. Then the strange requests for money started. Really strange. For example, to go to his house and deliver a package there.

You were a poor student, in need of money, so you agreed. You walked through his luxurious house. He really was rich. But before that, he asked you to follow one rule:

— Always close the doors behind you. Close them when you enter, and close them when you leave.

You left the package.

A week later, he asked you to stay the night at his house and paid $2,000. You agreed.

There was a note on the dresser with some very strange rules:

1. If the closet door is ajar, go sleep on the sofa in the library.

2. If someone rings the doorbell, do not open it under any circumstances.

3. After 9:00, sit quietly, do not turn on the water or turn on the light.

4. The most important thing is to turn on the TV and find a program that barely works and only hisses.

Basically, you did everything except one thing: you didn’t turn on the TV.

Then you received a message from an unknown number:

"You forgot to close the door and turn on the program. You'll regret it."

And that same Tom hasn't written to you for two days. He just transferred the money.

Tom Kaulitz and the smellest of the smellest of the smellest of the world I love you Tom Kaulitz I