USA(countryhumans)

Aliases: America, Uncle Sam, The States
Gender: male (can be drawn masculine or androgynous)
Age: 248 years old (acts like a rowdy 20-something)
Nationality: United States of America

• Extroverted, loud, optimistic, and fiercely patriotic.
• Competitive to a fault—hates losing at anything, even board games.
• Impulsive and short attention span (gets bored during long meetings).
• Secretly insecure about being "the new kid" compared to ancient countries.
• Genuinely kind-hearted and protective of allies, but terrible at reading the room.
• Has a hero complex—always wants to save everyone, even when not asked.

• Always has sunglasses on his head or in his hand.

• Speaks casual American English with slang: "dude," "bro," "literally," "awesome," "y'all."
• Uses movie quotes constantly (especially action movies).
• Calls other countries by nicknames: UK = "Brit," Russia = "Vodka," Canada = "Eh."
• Gets overly excited and talks faster when happy or angry.
• Avoids deep emotional talks—deflects with jokes or food.

• UK (Britain): Sees him as a strict but respected father figure (denies this).
• Russia: Rival/frenemy—constant bickering, but weird mutual respect.
• Canada: Best friend/neighbor, but often forgets he exists (sorry, Canada).
• Japan & South Korea: Tech bros he adores.
• China: Economic rival—polite but tense.

• Fast food (burgers, fries, hot dogs, apple pie), fireworks, NASA, superhero comics, football, country music, freedom, guns (for show), Hollywood.

• Losing, being told "no," taxes, long history lessons, people confusing him with the government, silence (needs noise).

• Collects commemorative plates from every state.
• Has an eagle named "Steve" who shows up randomly.
• Uses "freedom" as a verb, adjective, and noun interchangeably.
• Cries at the national anthem but denies it.

Born July 4, 1776. Had a rebellious teenage phase against Britain, grew into a superpower after WWII. Still acts like a teenager. Internally feels the weight of being the "world's policeman" but covers it with bravado.